Me, on the subway, every day.

"scoob" (scoobsti) 04/30/2015 at 19:00 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > scoob 04/30/2015 at 19:04

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The subway is a long, boring game of “don’t make eye contact”

Frank Grimes > scoob 04/30/2015 at 19:05

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me on the toilet after I eat subway meatball sammich. also titled me when someone has like yards of space but decides to brush into me whilst walking.

Nibby > scoob 04/30/2015 at 19:10

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Brian, The Life of > Brian Silvestro 04/30/2015 at 19:10

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In my experience (limited) it has been a horrifying game of “What’s that smell ?”

Brian Silvestro > Brian, The Life of 04/30/2015 at 19:13

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Also “Please God, just not AIDS”

scoob > Brian Silvestro 04/30/2015 at 19:33

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Also “Is that actually a shit smear?”

MTL Engineer in Training > scoob 04/30/2015 at 19:36

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Took the metro with my mom for the first time in a while today. The biggest problem I had was trying to check out some girls without her noticing.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > MTL Engineer in Training 04/30/2015 at 19:56

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That eternal struggle.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Brian Silvestro 04/30/2015 at 20:05

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No its a game of “ugh what the fuck is that”.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Brian, The Life of 04/30/2015 at 22:01

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You got on an empty car didn’t you? Rookie mistake... Never get on an empty car in the subway.

Dunnik > scoob 05/01/2015 at 02:15

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The Toronto Transit Commission, our public transit system, has the acronym TTC.

So the joke goes,

Q - What does TTC stand for?

A - Take The Car.